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Ewan McGregor 

love of my life. sexy as hell. voice like some sort of demon-sex-god-angel. excellent actor who refuses to be type cast- moulin rouge, trainspotting, star wars, for example. conscientious guy- eg. appeals to G8 leaders.
"I've seen Ewan Mcgregor in Guys and Dolls TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i WILL kiss him before i die!"
Ewan McGregor by Sarah Deee August 11, 2005

ewan mcgregor 

A euphamism for the kind of actor who can only play themselves, and who is total shite when they try to actually play a character.

Based on the undoubted ability of Ewan to play a Scottish smackhead and nothing else.
"Yessh, I'm Sean Connery, er I mean Captain Marko Ramiush, Rushian Shubmarine Commanderr!"

Me: "Fuck me, Connery is a total Ewan McGregor!"
Christian Slater: "Yeah, so am I..."
ewan mcgregor by Benyboy1972 July 30, 2007

Ewan Mcgregor 

A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.
omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*
Ewan Mcgregor by SoupyWan January 30, 2022

Ewan McGreggor 

An alcoholic drink made with Evan Williams Bourbon Whiskey and cola.
I'll have a Ewan McGreggor. I would like a Long Island Ice Tea, Jack and Coke and an Ewan McGreggor. Ewan McGreggor's taste better than Jack and Coke.
Ewan McGreggor by MOCaso March 19, 2009