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Evangelouloulou

An oral sex movement. The person will say Evangelouloulou in the vagina, the tongue movements send intense orgasms through the woman's body
Girl: Evangelouloulou me!
Boy: *says 'Evangelouloulou'*

Girl: OOOO YEAH!
by iphonebiatch;D January 24, 2011
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evangelism

The American Christian Al-Qaeda
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash

Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between
"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"
"Sweet, which one"
"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"EVANGELISM!!!!"
"That sucks, good luck bro"
by Alboroto December 9, 2007
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evangelism

A group of crazy Christians who believe that if you speak tongues, you're speaking "the words of the Lord!!" and faking seizers means you're embracing the holy spirit.

They are basically misled, ill-informed, cult-like religious freaks who dedicated their lives to evangelism.

They can be easily associated with American White Trash, though many other types of Americans participate, however it is seemingly predominately White Trash.
Tommy believes in evangelism. Tommy is insane and brainwashed. Poor Tommy.
by crazywhitepeople January 6, 2010
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evangelism

The evangelism of the crowd saved many for Jesus.
by mmonroe July 20, 2004
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Social Evangelist

A person that speaks to his audience in a bias manner with the purpose to intrigue and captivate. The sole objection is to gain the attention and support of the group in order to infect them with his or her ideology. Usually, by successfully selling through or pitching his or her ideals and strategies in turn infected members then carry this ideology in a viral manner to the masses or population. The social evangelist, in hopes of reaping the rewards of the viral effect then creates or enlist a system and puts him or herself at the top in order to reap the most benefit, predominantly monetary.

The person will create a circa of close knit companions based on rewards, affection and attention. The audience or crowd is expected to grow in and exponential rate to capital gain. Giving the person validity in the form of material or monetary growth. Victims of this sort of negative scheme (schematic) are seen as targets, pigeons or just plain followers.

Much in the manner of Evangelist 2.0 they use internet start-ups and similar forms of mass media to present and harvest capital. Modern Social Evangelist are born of the internet boom and mid 2000 financial recession. As the need to convert digital products into assets became known as monetization.
The Social Evangelist walked about the video broadcast in order to present himself and his ideas to the captivated audience.
by Yadihi May 27, 2013
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Urban Dictionary Evangelist

Someone who posts extremely biased definitions on urban dictionary for no other purpose than promoting their pet ideology. This can include a glowingly positive definition of something they believe in, or more often, a hateful definition of something they disagree with.
The definitions for controversial subjects like religion have been taken over by Urban Dictionary Evangelists.
by Boredman April 15, 2015
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evangelist 2.0

1) Those who use the internet and similar forms of mass media to present their ideologies and similar, usually with the aim of conversion
2) Robotic evangelist, similar to the terminator but gives out leaflets pertaining to a certain ideology
1) The evangelist 2.0 religiously blogged to their flock
2) The evangelist 2.0 just destroyed my mailbox with pamphlets pertaining to his secrets to happiness
by ChronoSaturn June 3, 2010
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