Ethan Choi 

Usually marries people named STacey Na but also has flings with other men all the time. Half-korean, half-mongolian inbred of the Obama administration. The crown jewel of the empire but wont admit it. In fact he struggles to speak english and talks like a chimpanzee.

You that nigga ethan choi? Fuck yeah my ballsack.

Ethan Choi by iwilldestroyseanroh October 25, 2019

Ethan ChonkyDick 556

A massive chad located in the Philippines that has the biggest cock the world has seen.

Ur such a Ethan ChonkyDick 556

Ethan ChonkyDick 556 by Ethansucksdickie556 November 23, 2021

Ethan Chappell 

An absolute wanka who licks everyone’s bum holes and enjoys it. Also he owns a white van and there has been kids missing in his area (I think him). Pretty much don’t go near him or his van because you might not be there for school tommorow.

You’re such an Ethan Chappell

Ethan Chappell by 007988 May 9, 2019

ethan chill 

super CHILL dude, kinda a crackhead but super cool 😎😎😎

whos ethan chill??
mannnn thatsss my homie ethan chilllllllllll

ethan chill by apolloniaaaaa May 31, 2019

Ethan Charles 

A liability to any basketball team

You gonna pick Ethan Charles up?
Nah he went 0-10 and got his ankles broken last game.

Ethan Charles by Hargoat65-17 June 3, 2021

ethan-chad 

an early stage of a chad.
they can be cowardly however with enough confidence will become a normal chad, even for a short while.
eventually they'll become a normal chad.

human 1: have you heard of jack?
human 2: yeah hes a ethan-chad.

ethan-chad by mightymanmanmanman June 4, 2021