definition of cancer made by braindead homophobic single celled organisms that are watching the wrong anime and are angry about it. they can't stand the fact that cHaDrEn's 1 kilometer cock won't straighten historia like a street lamp. they also hate mikasa and armin because mikasa gets in the way of erehisu and armin gets in the way of flochren. so therefore they make the most uncreative nicknames of all time while thinking "omg i'm the most based person alive". based? based on what? the fact you think that some erehisu edit is the greatest kino of all time and is undeniable proof that the ship is canon or the fact you hate aot more than aot haters themselves?
single celled organism: i shep erehisu! erehisu gud slayvcasa dogcasa hohohocasa ibringnobitchestomycasa and armong among (not us) bad!
anyone with an iq over -1: alexa play stfu by filthy frank
anyone with an iq over -1: alexa play stfu by filthy frank
by unholy_angle January 10, 2022
A non canon ship in Attack on Titan that doesn’t make sense at all. People who ship this usually use their unproven theories as basis and facts for this ship. TitansXHange have more chemistry and make more sense then this ship.
by KusUmukk December 11, 2020
Ship between Eren and Historia. One of the best ships in Attack on Titan. Canon in the Highschool AU universe and in the fan-made alternate ending of Attack on Titan - AOT No Requiem. For some reason this lives rent-free inside the heads of the eremika fandom because of their insecurity.
How erehisu had a child:
Historia: Eren, you shouldn't come to my room at night just because you're so horny
Eren: Not now Historia. I'm gonna smash you so hard we're gonna see my father in Paths.
A couple of hours later:
Historia: Ohhhh Eren, that was the best time of my life. And I'm glad your pull-out game is so strong.
Eren: Hahaha yeah....wait what's a pull-out game?
A couple of months later in Marley:
Zeke: So Eren my plan is to remove everyone's balls so they can't have children
Eren: So that means I can have sex with the woman I love without being worried about something that comes out 9 months later?
Zeke: Basically, yeah.
Eren: Dammit brother! You're always late with these plans of yours!
Historia: Eren, you shouldn't come to my room at night just because you're so horny
Eren: Not now Historia. I'm gonna smash you so hard we're gonna see my father in Paths.
A couple of hours later:
Historia: Ohhhh Eren, that was the best time of my life. And I'm glad your pull-out game is so strong.
Eren: Hahaha yeah....wait what's a pull-out game?
A couple of months later in Marley:
Zeke: So Eren my plan is to remove everyone's balls so they can't have children
Eren: So that means I can have sex with the woman I love without being worried about something that comes out 9 months later?
Zeke: Basically, yeah.
Eren: Dammit brother! You're always late with these plans of yours!
by BirdofParadis August 11, 2022