BirdofParadis's definitions
Ship between Eren and Historia. One of the best ships in Attack on Titan. Canon in the Highschool AU universe and in the fan-made alternate ending of Attack on Titan - AOT No Requiem. For some reason this lives rent-free inside the heads of the eremika fandom because of their insecurity.
How erehisu had a child:
Historia: Eren, you shouldn't come to my room at night just because you're so horny
Eren: Not now Historia. I'm gonna smash you so hard we're gonna see my father in Paths.
A couple of hours later:
Historia: Ohhhh Eren, that was the best time of my life. And I'm glad your pull-out game is so strong.
Eren: Hahaha yeah....wait what's a pull-out game?
A couple of months later in Marley:
Zeke: So Eren my plan is to remove everyone's balls so they can't have children
Eren: So that means I can have sex with the woman I love without being worried about something that comes out 9 months later?
Zeke: Basically, yeah.
Eren: Dammit brother! You're always late with these plans of yours!
Historia: Eren, you shouldn't come to my room at night just because you're so horny
Eren: Not now Historia. I'm gonna smash you so hard we're gonna see my father in Paths.
A couple of hours later:
Historia: Ohhhh Eren, that was the best time of my life. And I'm glad your pull-out game is so strong.
Eren: Hahaha yeah....wait what's a pull-out game?
A couple of months later in Marley:
Zeke: So Eren my plan is to remove everyone's balls so they can't have children
Eren: So that means I can have sex with the woman I love without being worried about something that comes out 9 months later?
Zeke: Basically, yeah.
Eren: Dammit brother! You're always late with these plans of yours!
by BirdofParadis August 10, 2022
Get the erehisumug.