Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022

epitaph

TOTAL WANKER!! but is still a sex god!! but is only attracted to tasmanian bogans!

in his natural habitat Peeteey can be himself! an epitaph!

by Krystle April 22, 2005

Epitaph

The final words written for someone long before they were ever gone

The poet began crafting his own epitaph, a poignant reflection on life, years before his eventual passing.

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025