Encarta

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

encantada

A Mexican term meaning squad.

My encantada and I are going to have a fiesta.
Squad, Mexican friends

by supcu November 29, 2015

Encarta Instant Answers

A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.

I say:
what is the meaning of life

Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?

I say:
drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....

I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:
....

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

I say:
are you smart

Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.

I say:
are you cool

Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?

I say:
no

Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.

I say:
i already told you my age

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

by nobody (no one) February 8, 2009

Encinitas

A quiet beach side community on California's southern coast inhabited by a select few looking to avoid cultural diversity in any way shape or form by way of their insanely large trust funds. Surfing, drug use and the subsequent date rape that follows are all societal hallmarks of this proud community. Another bizarre ritual that has popped up in recent years to only become city-wide tradition is a young boys rite of passage by way of overdose, usually by way of a lethal/fun combination of prescription drugs and cocaine, with the supplies found in their parents bathroom cabinets/purses. Encinitas: Come for the sun drenched useless housewife larvae and stay for the incessant judgement by a hypocritical hybrid surfer-Christians that dominate the void of intellectual thought that pervades the area.

I'd go to Encinitas but I'm black and they might lynch me there for no reason.

by Playershit October 1, 2012

ENCANTADORA

LOVELY

NATALIA IS MY ENCANTADORA

by #SLUWLAX4LYFE June 4, 2017

me encanta ti

Spanish for "I love you", means as much as it does in English (unless its a lie, like it usually is in English)

(encantar, infinitive of encanta, can also mean to be enchanted by)

gf: thanks for helping me with my Spanish test, got an A thanks to you baby (kisses bf)

bf: hmmhm sure (makes out with her, starts taking off her shirt)

gf: no, i don't wantah

bf: .... me encanta ti

(they do it)

by sexybeast42 June 22, 2011

encantada

Your Mexican squad

My encantada and I like to have Fiestas together.

by supcu November 29, 2015