emoward

edward cullen's (the dazzling, "seventeen" year old vampire from the twilight saga) alter-ego whenever he over-thinks about anything to do with his lamb, bella.
bella wants an ice cream cone? edward is there.
bella wants to see jacob black? emoward comes out.

alice cullen: have you seen edward today?

emmett cullen: yea. what's wrong with him?

alice cullen: bella brought up wanting to become a vampire again. he's become emoward.

by bree noelle March 22, 2009

emoswagger

Walking improperly due to loss of blood after inflicting self harm purposely.

Mel: "Why are you walking funny?"
Kaz: *hides razor*
Random Kid: "It's the emoswagger."

by Meloka December 27, 2008

emosadism

Sexual pleasure derived from spanking emo boys with canes etc. and making them cry (not too difficult).
Derivatives: emosadist, emosadistic

Can i borrow your horsewhip? I wanna engage in a bit of emosadism with that boy in the stripy top and the cute arse.

by morbid-florist January 3, 2007

emosian

being an emo asian, also wearing black if you are asian.

Mike: That new asian chick, Lauren is hot.
Matthew: Dude shes emosian.

by Matthew Canada May 27, 2008

emosaurus

A large emo. cries alot, looks really funny when surrounded by smaller eemlettes, who run about its feet wailing and trying to die.

"dude, look at the size of that emosaurus! maybe we should find another group to roll"
"Na dude, just go for the ankles, itl be sweet."
*Emosaurus makes sad, lonely chewbacca noise*

by Psyberdyne Systems August 20, 2008

emosapian

a term used to describe emo people

look at those emosapians

by Mireya Ayleen Rodriguez September 22, 2011

emoshaped

when a person looks emo or seems emo

the guy over there is emoshaped

by peterpansieland June 26, 2010