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emmeline by Laura & Lara December 14, 2008
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Fedor Emelianenko
Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is a Russian Mixed Martial Artist who currently competes in the heavyweight division of Affliction Entertainment/M1 Global's MMA promotion, Affliction. He holds notable wins over Mirko Cro Cop, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, Ricardo Arona, Andrei Arlovski, Tim Slyvia, Mark Hunt and is known for his "NON HUMAN" style of fighting. Emelianenko's only loss on his 30 - 1 record came via doctor stoppage due to a cut right by his eye in which the doctor felt he could not continue. Since it was a tournaments finals a winner needed to be declared. Fedor then avenged his loss 5 years later by defeating Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via TKO. Although Emelianenko posseses a dangerous grappling background in Sambo/Judo he also carries that "one hit knockout power" in his right hand. To sum it up Fedor is not human, he is a machine, he is an experiment by members of the Soviet Union and eventually escaped to mark his name in history. No one will ever defeat this man, unless Jesus Christ himself decides to join in on the heavyweight division of an MMA promotion. He will crush any heavyweight in any organization, yes including the UFC. Dana White knows this better than I do.
Roadie: Yo niggah, Brock Lesnar handed Frank Mir the beating of his life!
Frost: Ofcourse he did, Mir is no Fedor, wait till' they match him up against a true Martial Artist like Fedor and then we'll see how that cocky WWE wrestler is after his dreams get shattered at the hands of The Last Emperor.
Roadie: Relax man, why do u take it to the heart?
(Fedor Emelianenko then walks in the room and pulls Roadies soul out his fuckin' spine).
Frost: Ofcourse he did, Mir is no Fedor, wait till' they match him up against a true Martial Artist like Fedor and then we'll see how that cocky WWE wrestler is after his dreams get shattered at the hands of The Last Emperor.
Roadie: Relax man, why do u take it to the heart?
(Fedor Emelianenko then walks in the room and pulls Roadies soul out his fuckin' spine).
Fedor Emelianenko by KENPO310 July 18, 2009
Emmelie
Most likely one of the most beautiful people ever!, not spelt like Emily because that is too plain and ordinary. Model worthy. Very Kind but can be kind of slutty (as might have low self esteem). Can become obsessive with a person or object. Very spazzy espacially after suger though doesn't eat very unhealthy. Typically Brown hair maybe blonde or black but never blue as they are a creature that are allergic to blue. Emmelie may occasionally be caught trying to talk to fairy's.
Emmelie: "hey can I borrow a pen?"
Friend: "Yeah sure..."
Emmelie:"OH NO ITS BLUE IM ALLERGIC AGHHH"
Friend: "SORRY!!! Heres a diffrent one"
Emmelie:"Thanks!" 'OMG i LOVE her so much I got her pen I am going to keep it forever!!!!"
Friend: "Yeah sure..."
Emmelie:"OH NO ITS BLUE IM ALLERGIC AGHHH"
Friend: "SORRY!!! Heres a diffrent one"
Emmelie:"Thanks!" 'OMG i LOVE her so much I got her pen I am going to keep it forever!!!!"
Emmelie by Hello_Goodbye_23 April 25, 2011
Emmelina
Emmelina is a really cute, friendly, lovable girl. Emmelina will sweep you of your feet with love and attention. Emmelina is also an extremely rad person. If you got her, keep her.
Emeline
A feisty girl who you either love or hate, but a few exceptions just like her. She is actually quite cute even if she thinks otherwise, and you should let her know about it to raise her self esteem.
She can make your day, but when she is mad or upset, don't mess with her!!!
She can make your day, but when she is mad or upset, don't mess with her!!!