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Theory of Subatomic Elves

The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010
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Hot Buttered Elves

An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.
Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!
by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006
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Elver

Elver is one of the best, if not the best friend and lover. He will always be there. But don't get me wrong, he is kind , but when he has to he will kick your ass .he is also a man of true intelligence. Overall elver is a great guy to know
Damn Elver is such a badass.
by Flakkadout October 9, 2016
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Butt Elves

The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.

Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"

"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
by HumpAChicken May 13, 2005
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Elvenking

1.) Thranduil of the Lord of the Rings series; see Thranduil.

2.) Folk power metal band from Italy. Absolutely excellent, moving, epic. Often mixes such things as violins, keyboards, and flutes in with guitar, bass and drums; this only serves to make it even more awesome.

The Winter Wake, Heathenreel, and Wyrd, three of their four albums, are indescribably amazing.

The Scythe sucked, gtfo.
I wish Elvenking would tour the United States.
by Noob4sure April 10, 2008
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machine elves

The hyper-spacial entities that inhabit the DMT realm. Seemingly sentient, cheerful, mischievous little beings who love to play and show you their wonderful psychedelic alien machinery. The existence of the machine elves was popularised in the psychedelic community by the teachings of the great lord Terence McKenna (RIP).

Meeting the machine elves is generally regarded as the textbook 'breakthrough' DMT experience. The result of finally getting enough of the elf spice in your system in time.
"I exhaled the smoke and laid back with my eyes closed. Moments later I was in this large room made up completely of fractal patterns, and the machine elves were all around me! Finally I broke through."
by ndhan September 3, 2007
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elvedin

A guy who is known to be super sexy and handsome. He is also very charming and an intellectual
Man I wish I was Elvedin
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