Get the Electroflow mug.A monkey who has ADHD, hyped up on a quart of Red Bull shots, and has a high powered fire hose. It is also inside of a Tesla cage, a metal cage charged with 20,000 volts of electricity that can only go outside of the cage, not in. This arrangement produces a highly random series of lightning bolts in all directions. The speed at which the monkey moves has been known to violate Einstein's theory of relativity by breaking the speed of light barrier. With the inclusion of a small black hole, the monkey then has infinite negative mass and infinite negative gravity, so nothing, not even light, can reach the monkey to destroy it. Electromonkeys are best suited for unleashing on internet trolls or perverts in chat rooms.
You: Why hello. How are you today?
Troll: asl?
You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!
Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!
Troll: asl?
You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!
Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!
by geek² January 7, 2011
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Its an electronic ring that goes around the penis to give the female a small but sensual shock to enhance pleasure during sex.
by jhg September 3, 2007
Get the ELECTROCOCK mug.A creature which uses electricity as food. Extended sometimes to the concept that people use kWh and that this can be equated to kCals or KJ. Also in relation to the possibility of engineering a direct food intake in a genetic organism.
by jackokring October 20, 2010
Get the Electrovore mug.Once living in a secret gas chamber millions of miles benath the earth. The gas chamber was made in 1493, when the settlers decided to make a special defense mechanism, just is case of war. The settles gave their weapon a name, they called him, ElectroRobotMan. But when the war came, the one person with the key to the gas chamber was killed, and the robot was never taken out. Now, five-hundred years later, he has regenerated, and has became powerfull enough to escape the chamber! And he has returned, none other than to, MAKE A WEBPAGE! Keeping his name just the same, he is........ELECTROROBOTMAN.
And with a clever diguise as a fireman, he is now able to roam the streets in peace, and continue his bad website!
And with a clever diguise as a fireman, he is now able to roam the streets in peace, and continue his bad website!
Hey look, it's ElectroRobotMan.
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