The act of adding extra letters to words, typically to the end of the word. This is typically done by females to sound more bubbly, friendly, and cute. Typically only with close female friends or as a way to sound flirty with guys that we have a crush on.
by LauraKDforeva July 26, 2020
Get the Word Elongation mug.An Egonaut is someone, who spends a great deal of the time contemplating existential questions and the overall order of things. En Egonaut is a reflective thinker.
Egonaut in this sense is comparable to Astronaut, but with the exception that the Astronaut travels in space, and the Egonaut travels in thought.
Egonaut in this sense is comparable to Astronaut, but with the exception that the Astronaut travels in space, and the Egonaut travels in thought.
I am constantly asking the question "why"?.
It seems like I am always looking for the answer to all the questions at once. I wish I could stop being such an f-ing Egonaut.
It seems like I am always looking for the answer to all the questions at once. I wish I could stop being such an f-ing Egonaut.
by Egonaut July 12, 2009
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a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009
Get the elongated butt crack mug.Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
by Boontonto December 28, 2005
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Get the Elongate mug.by The Big Gay Man May 6, 2018
Get the elongated muskrat mug.Elongate is a crypto project that began as a parody of Elon Musk's tweet referencing the Watergate Scandal.
It has since ballooned into an active community in the tens of thousands who intend to use the power and leverage of meme culture in order to raise awareness of and combat world hunger
It has since ballooned into an active community in the tens of thousands who intend to use the power and leverage of meme culture in order to raise awareness of and combat world hunger
Elongate is a crypto project that began as a parody of Elon Musk's tweet referencing the Watergate Scandal.
by tijmdv April 4, 2021
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