eft

To be fucked, literally or not. Coming from the non-swearing form of fucked. F'ed which translates into the word "eft"

Dude1: I drank 53 shots of Inferno Vodka last night.
Dude2: DUDE?!!
Dude1: My anus is eft today.

by Hurk June 28, 2006

EFT

EFT is an initialism of “every fucking time”

Girl 1: “damn b you got cheated on again??”
Girl 2: “you know it. Loyalty ain’t shit anymore. It happens EFT I get in a relationship”
Girl 1: “wow, smh

by Anonymous22213 November 22, 2017

eft

to be not quite depressed, yet not happy. Usually during a state of exhaustion when nothing interesting (good or bad) has happened, and the person in question is not sad nor happy over this state.

Grace was not happy. Nor was she sad. She was just "Eft"

by Poita June 28, 2005

eft up

Another way to write "fucked up" to avoid online censor.

That is eft up.

by nelshane August 10, 2009

EFT Warrior

A player of the MMO eve online that uses EFT(eve fitting tool) to make fits that even people with very why skill points couldnt fly. This person can not use that fit themselfs most of the time

Person1:Dude that a nice fit in local
Person2: Ignore the troll he is an eft warrior

by BDeal November 18, 2010

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Haha keyboard go brrrrr

This is when an animal (typically a cat) accidentally jumps on top of your device's keyboard (for better results use a PC instead of a laptop). However, this word can also be achieved by accidentally falling asleep at work and mashing your head against the keyboard (skip breakfast for best results). Order and number of letters are randomized each time, so #Keyboarddestroyers are exactly the same. In this case, the word is 3crb7int8qo4n temvgehgtrtf8me,vksvrectuikeovjukrr;fercpr'w,eft'rcm9refidrm8cn7ty5mvmfv,lt;ckorwv3/6;olrkike4tuhlijtiufiyerjhctyhjukewticrhycwu.

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