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A handjob that could be outdone by even Edward Scissorhands himself. A destructive atrocity of a basic sexual maneuver.
Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
by Harold93 July 20, 2011
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johnny depp was super-cute in it.
by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
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When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.
I started bleeding after Jose edward scissorhanded me in the back of the gardening truck.
by Eva Underwood August 10, 2006
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A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.
by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005
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A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.
Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
by CavMan October 17, 2004
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Scissorhands is performed with the girl on bottom lying on her side. Her lower leg sticking straight with you straddling her leg. Penetrate while holding her upper leg straight up. Enjoy.....
Wow she cummed 3 times while I Edward Scissorhands her ass!!
by jGlo May 8, 2008
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A film that would've been excellent if Edward wasn't such a pussy. He gots scissors for hands for fucks sake, he should realise what the real purpose of them is for and use them to kill people
an example? hmm no......
by The Masked Musketeer September 30, 2004
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