A handjob that could be outdone by even Edward Scissorhands himself. A destructive atrocity of a basic sexual maneuver.
Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
by Harold93 July 20, 2011
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by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
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by Eva Underwood August 10, 2006
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by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005
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Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
by CavMan October 17, 2004
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