Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!
by ewpgirl16 April 22, 2009
Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!
by ewpgirl16 April 22, 2009
Not to be confused with the American edgewater, Edgewater is a suburb in Perth, WA. With bumfuck nothing going for it, the only schools in the suburb is a Primary School and a Private high school, if u do intend to send ur child to a highschool consider homeschooling them unless you want to send them to the surrounding ghetto schools such as Belridge or Wanneroo. What can be said is while there is a high population of old fucks, there is a rise in the number of pre pubescent delinquents, preferably they like to either graffiti or smoke weed at their local park (out of the about 4, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING PARKS?) I mean who could blame them what else is there to do in Edgewater?
by purtypurty November 5, 2022
A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.
Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.
The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.
The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
by EPB4life April 4, 2022