national eat ass day

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .

"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"

by NBA National booty awareness May 25, 2018

eat ass in hell

To eat ass in the hell- is to rot in hell, for a short time, to have a terrible feeling of anxiety and hopelessness in that moment. To acknowledge you scream out "I eat ass in hell"

1) David ran to his car during the thunderstorm. He got completely soaking wet and fell into a muddy puddle. He screamed " I eat ass in hell"

2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now

by Club April 15, 2015

Eat Ass (Carnival Style)

When one fills their sexual partner’s ass to the brim with whipped cream and then preceeds to suck it all out.

When questioned about his favorite activity, the man simply said he liked to “eat ass (carnival style)”.

by The Enticing Encyclopedia October 13, 2017

I eat ass.

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu

"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "

by The Allapaca August 15, 2016

Ski Fast, Eat Ass

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.

"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"

by Buffpeen December 13, 2022

eat ass

The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.

"do you eat ass?"

by GayRetardIan June 25, 2016

eat ass

To lick AND tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person.

I eat ass.

by John Robert Smith May 12, 2018