You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

by Ashidan April 10, 2013

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

eat the peas out of her shit

She is so hot and attractive you would do anything to fuck her

I would eat the peas out of her shit

by jon doeh July 23, 2022

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.

" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

by That Crazy Fat Girl January 19, 2017

eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006