Easy Bake Oven

A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.

My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.

by Darwin Bradford March 30, 2009

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

easy bake oven

A person who rarely smokes that when they smoke, they will be super baked and not speak to you till next time you pick up, the noun "easy" is derived around the fact that they bake easily.

"Johns coming out again"
"Yeah he's such an easy bake oven"
"To right dude"

by captainawesomeicorn November 14, 2012

easy bake oven

Easy Bake oven is great! It's a toy, mainly for girls where you can cook your own foods that come in these little packages like brownies,macaroni and cheese,etc.

I still use easy bake oven beause my parents never taught me how to cook!

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006

easy bake oven

a person who gets baked off of weed very fast and easy

Sarah is such an easy bake oven, she only had 2 tokes and shes already tripping out!

by IDigIt April 28, 2007

easy bake oven

when you fart in a pillow case, and you put it over your friends (or partners) head.

Yo man when craig was sleeping, we gave him the easy bake oven

by Matt Wig July 31, 2006

Easy bake oven

A cute nickname for your girl when babygirl, princess or queen gets old ..

My girl so hot she’s my easy bake oven 😂💯

by Kc53 April 26, 2020