Masterbation Coma

It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.

Steve: Hey, Whats up?

Jon: Nothin.

Steve: Wheres Bob?

Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.

Steve: Alright.

by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009

masterbation

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

by Speas March 9, 2003

exasperbation

n. The act of masturbating after not getting laid following an evening filled with ladies.

If I dont act fast, this night will include three 99 cent bean burritos and a powerful session of exasperbation.

by racool December 4, 2010

Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010

Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

earsturbation

The act of fingering your ear in such a fast manner that it will produce an eargasm so intense, your eardrum will explode. Side effects include a white noise type of porno sound in the fappear's head, but only for a limited amount of time.

I caught my son fingering his ear last night.. I didn't know earsturbation was even possible at his age.

by dirtysquirtle September 29, 2014

Gasterbation

It's when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.

He used gasterbation to get all gas out.

by Glennotap July 31, 2017