When a total lad takes a shit in a public washroom. Clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. Makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. Will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper.
"Bro hold my beer I need to go drop a Chad earthquake."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."
by Bort: Slayer of Paninis August 3, 2017
Get the Chad earthquake mug.1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.
2: natural selection for Californians.
by seismixxx May 7, 2003
Get the earthquake mug.A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!
Just keep your feet on the ground
And move your head all around
You put your hands in the air
And move with the sound
DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig
And move your head all around
You put your hands in the air
And move with the sound
DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig
by Jowmama May 2, 2023
Get the The earthquake mug.When a snowstorm or series of snowstorms hit the New England region causing buildings to collapse under the weight of the accumulated snow. Thus the end result of the collapsed building is the same of that as an earthquake.
That Nor'easter sure did a total. It seems like after all these storms, a New England Earthquake hit and destroyed the buildings.
by bookertdub February 23, 2011
Get the New England Earthquake mug.by baesick May 7, 2018
Get the little earthquake mug.When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.
My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!
by Robbie/Mark September 8, 2007
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Josh listens to what people say more than listening to his own heart because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.
by JuicyPineapple February 17, 2015
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