Early Bird Smash

A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.

My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.

by Cyan_Pile July 24, 2016

Arizona early bird

When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.

"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.

by mrgirthy75 June 23, 2015

early bird special

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

by eightycarrots January 5, 2009

Early Bird Special

When an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.

Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.

by Emilizzo December 25, 2009

Early Bird Special

When you jizz on someones face to wake them up

Dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!

by Masty Bate January 8, 2010

early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

early bird special

take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm

After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had

by Aric & JenJen January 14, 2008