Ethan

He will run off with your weed sack

Guy 1: Yo i heard you got your pack took last night!
Guy 2: Yeah i think Ethan took it, he was quick af bro.
Guy 1: Atleast i still have my—
Ethan: *swoosh*
Guy 1: WHERE TF DID MY SACK GO

by aKreepyOldMan February 25, 2020

Ethan~

Ethan is the cutest boy to ever exist. He's literally the meaning of perfection; A wonderful human being with a diamond mind, ocean eyes and the sweetest smile. I only want to pull him into the biggest hug and spend time with him, though no amount of time would ever be enough. Ethan should be treated like the prince he is, because yes, he is a prince to me. He's just practically perfect. Sweet, kind, adorable, extremely cute, he's funny and makes me smile everytime. Talking with him is the most important thing to me, I really enjoy being with him and I feel the luckiest to have him by my side. He makes me the happiest I've ever been and I'm willing to stay with him for as long as possible, and by that I mean for forever.

You're just perfect, Ethan~

by karry<3 November 2, 2018

Ethanism

A type of religion in with a person named Ethan is ranked very highly on the social ladder. He typically has many followers that do what ever he wants. They follow him and are at his beck and call. His followers can't live with out him and rely on him as a source of happiness.

Person 1: have you seen Ethan today?
Person 2: Yeah, last time I saw him he was preaching about Ethanism.

by Gymnast27 May 23, 2019

Ethan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Ethan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.

Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?
Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Ethan.
Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)

by axcxl December 13, 2018

Ethan

SNACK

Ethan is a SNACK

by Mega SANCK October 26, 2018

Ethan

The kind of guy any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a guy can be.

Friend; Did you hear Ethan was dating her?

Me; Yeah, she's gotta be the luckiest girl in the world!

by Purple Waterbottle November 22, 2012

Ethan

ethan. a magical transformer toaster that makes crunchyyummyness toast, that squishy snakes love and try to lick with their forked tongues, only to get either burned or electrocuted. the end

Dude that toaster is being attacked by snakes
It's a total Ethan

by Nonefundementals June 28, 2011