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Eli Manning

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen
Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"
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Eli Manning

You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning
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Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans
Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle
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