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Theory of Subatomic Elves
The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.
The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!
The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
Theory of Subatomic Elves by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010
Hot Buttered Elves
An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.
Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!
Hot Buttered Elves by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006
Butt Elves
The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.
Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"
"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
Butt Elves by HumpAChicken May 13, 2005
machine elves
The hyper-spacial entities that inhabit the DMT realm. Seemingly sentient, cheerful, mischievous little beings who love to play and show you their wonderful psychedelic alien machinery. The existence of the machine elves was popularised in the psychedelic community by the teachings of the great lord Terence McKenna (RIP).
Meeting the machine elves is generally regarded as the textbook 'breakthrough' DMT experience. The result of finally getting enough of the elf spice in your system in time.
Meeting the machine elves is generally regarded as the textbook 'breakthrough' DMT experience. The result of finally getting enough of the elf spice in your system in time.
"I exhaled the smoke and laid back with my eyes closed. Moments later I was in this large room made up completely of fractal patterns, and the machine elves were all around me! Finally I broke through."
machine elves by ndhan September 3, 2007