The most
amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best
boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Eggy is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Eggy is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Eggy is the most handsome man to ever exist. Eggy can make you fall in
love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Eggy is just flawless. You
may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will
love every single thing about Eggy. Eggy does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Eggy, Eggy
"Eggy
may be a weeb, but i love him"
"will you have sex with me eggy?"
"eggy makes me squirt so much"
"eggy is so good at sexy and he's extremely sexy,
rich and handsome and also handsome and swag and famous and
funny and also handsome"