dwiffle

v. Imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

That one night when Steve dwiffled french onion soup and a chocolate milk shake changed the way diner food would be eaten forever

by steve-sizzle June 11, 2006

DWIFFL

Do What I Fucking Feel Like

I will DWIFFL and I don't care what you say.

by Sara Anne Michaels December 16, 2008

P-DoFF

P-DoFF (pronounced peed-off) is an acronym for Double face feet and palm. It's a type of reaction an average person with a reasonable understanding of anything would make in the face of utter dumbness. In particular, to the kind of things, David Avocado Wolfe says.

Random guy: David Avocado Wolfe said solar panels absorb light and it's lost forever. So it's not renewable energy and so cruel for the sun.

Fifth-grader: Dude, I'm just P-DoFF (peedoff) right now. That shit is bonkers af.

by FallenV August 14, 2018

Dwolff

To scam, lie, cheat, steal, or generally screw over your friends for your own personal gain.

Also to have a twelve inch dick.

Dwolff: hey can you give me some gas money

Bill: You just stole my car...

Dwolff: Yeah, it is on empty...

by JJ108 April 19, 2013

DUOFF

Designated Ugly Obnoxious Fat Friends

"today i sat down for lunch and noticed i sat at the DUOFF table"

"kristi, come over here away from the DUOFFS"

by keytoe November 7, 2011

dofflin

Dofflin music (sometimes called future bass, downtempo, chill trap) is a combination of electronic and hip-hop beats, usually in the 50-80BPM tempo range, with influences from early 2000's R&B, dreamy synths, 808 drums and snares, nostalgic samples from early video game scores and sounds, and overall a fusion of the many different influences and styles.

Have you heard that new style of music called dofflin? Totally takes me back to my childhood.

by renovatio August 16, 2015

Doffensive

Verb. A new tactic introduced by the San Diego Fire Dept circa. 2011,and continued into practice today, whereby your fire attack consists of going offensive, getting scared, going defensive for hours, then going offensive again and sending your men into an unsafe building. Famous examples include the University Ave and Kettlebell Gym fires.

"Hey man did you go to that fire last night?"

"Yeah, we burnt that place to the ground. It was a total doffensive fire"

by Sgt Shmuckleberry Hound June 21, 2013