Dutch Uncle 

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

Dutch Uncle by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Dutch Uncle Rub 

A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.

Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!

Dutch Uncle Rub by appledanny May 21, 2010

Dutch Uncles 

Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles

Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities

"Hey dude how was your weekend?"

"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"

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Dutch Uncles by Mr Giraffe October 10, 2011