Durtle

1. Someone who fucks as slow as a turtle

2. A dirty Turtle

"God man. your mother is a durtle!"

by Kasserole098 March 15, 2010

Durtle

A turtle which says "dur." Created by Drew of Left-handed toons (by right-handed people) in his bad comic challenge.

James: Did you see Drew's bad comic challenge?
Greg: Yeah, that durtle was the most adorable thing ever.

by JammyToast March 22, 2011

Durtle

A fat, lazy asswipe. Who never showers or brushes his teeth. Completely A-sexual.
A pizza-faced virgin.
You can ring grease out of his hair.
Animal abuser.
Lying, two faced, sociopath.
Never goes to the dentist, and definately needs dentures and a toothbrush.
Oblivious to alcohol theives.

EW, did you see his teeth...FUCKING DURTLE!
Why does your house smell like a dumpster, must of been a durtle!

by The_sweetest_BITCHullEVERmeet August 17, 2011

Dirttle

When a person is too drunk off of Dirty Kettle One Vodka and slurs the words together.

Excuse me bartender, I'd like another Dirttle.

by Aspen SoHo's October 12, 2011

Durtle

A drunken turtle

My poor turtle bobette has sadly died because of a durtle

by Albert Reberto May 14, 2018

Durtle

When a girl is riding you and she abruptly jumps up as high as she can and slams back down as hard as she can

Damn girl what just happened? Did you hit a Durtle?

by nascar_fanatic March 28, 2021