Crusty Duck Dynasty

The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.

After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.

by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014

Duck Dynastyling

Growing out a long, unattractive beard.

Duck Dynastyling is the wearing of facial hair like the Boston Red Sox players in the 2013 World Series.

by Barbarella83 October 28, 2013

duckdynasty

noun

any man with a large unkempt nasty ass beard.

"Hey man, check out duckdynasty over there. He keeps trying to talk to me about government conspiracies."

by bloodklotter May 23, 2014