When you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the jizz in your own face
I preformed a Drunkin Spiderman last night when I got home wasted from a bar. I was doing my wife, and right before I was gonna finish, I pulled out to preform the Spiderman; but b/c I was so drunk I accidently threw the jizz in my own face instead of hers
by VARCAN December 14, 2008

When a man penatrates a woman so hard and so fast in sexual intercourse that she cant help herself to sound like Popeye the Sailor, "ah ga ga ga ga ga"
by Malibu Mayberry May 24, 2011

"Hey man, lets go to Drunkin Blownuts because I'm hungover and will probably puke after a doughnut."
by IYAMTHEMAN September 01, 2016

by nicepeter October 01, 2011

by Rick sfsgJames March 17, 2008

When you fuck your partner in the ass and just before cuming you turn them around and wipe your cock between their nose and upper lip leaving a mustache. Then cum in their mouth and quickly punch them in the stomach causing them to through up. The drunk in Mexican.
by Mischief October 22, 2014

Dude! Check out that pack of Drunkin' Donuts at the door. I bet we could totally score with one of them.
by SJ@24 June 28, 2010
