drunk as fuck

eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk

Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."

by big billy catfish April 9, 2019

Drunk Truck Fuck

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.

Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"

Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."

Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"

Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"

by loovemuscle March 26, 2009

drunk the fuck up

when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.

I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.

by del swennard April 3, 2009

drunk the fuck up

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐

Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪

by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020

shit fuck drunk

Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower

Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk

by Caukblockalypse April 22, 2014

Fuck Drunk

The feeling you get after incredible sex, that leaves a stupid grin on your face for days, and causes a sudden craving for Chinese food, namely egg rolls.

After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.

by atlalley September 19, 2019

drunk-the-fuck-out

A level of drunk that can only be achieved by Icelandic truckers, teenage Sports reporters and varied Jewish celebrities.

"Oh man Bryce was so nude, he must have been drunk-the-fuck-out."

by Mount Royal Journalism April 7, 2010