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dick drought

its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.
I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought, I´m thisty.
by CommodoreD May 25, 2009
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Content Drought

A period of time when little to no content is released.
Gamer: Dude, there's a huge content drought!
Gamer 2: IKR!!! The last update was 6 months ago!
by TheExtremeEvoker February 5, 2019
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drought

When one hasn't gotten action (hooking up etc.) of any kind for a long period of time. The opposite of a drought would be referred to as "the tropics".
Alessia: Wow, I'm in a huge drought. This sucks.

Sean: I know, you haven't gotten with anyone in over a year!
by fackbitchesgetmoney June 1, 2011
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The aching drought

the act of receiving head and having your girlfriend swallow, then waiting just until the dick is no longer hypersensitive and just starts sucking on the flaccid cock until it is once again hard and then again sucks to completion and swallows

the process is repeated until a) no more cum can be drained b) aching of balls prohibits further acts
oh sweet jesus my balls had where having the aching drought last night.

best birthday present ever mind!
by /b/ anonymous December 3, 2009
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Porn drought

A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.

A tough time for all men.
A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"

B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"
by mattsim May 20, 2009
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drought girl

a girl that you keep around just so you can have sex so you dont go through a dry spell
wes: man i havnt had sex in 3 months!!
josh: you should of kept kendra around man she was a perfect drought girl she didnt want a relationship
by smooth925 July 14, 2011
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Drought Beef

The cock of D. Casadine.
I haven't had sex in so long I got drought beef. dry spell cock penis weiner booty Danny Stewart YaBoyGreggy
by YaBoyGreggy May 31, 2015
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