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drivin' Ivan

adv. (participle) to operate a manual vehicle in a gear lower than the current speed requires, usually for prolonged periods, often as a result of driver inattention and with little regard for fuel efficiency; this practice was once justified by namesake with the assertion that one can "go faster" in a lower gear. (2000ish-d.f. < jenandryanism orig. in reference to Ivan driving 100+ miles in fourth gear when fifth gear would have been the better choice, dri-vin-eye-vin.)
Ryan: We've been in fourth gear at 65mph for the last 20 minutes...

Jen: I guess we're just drivin' Ivan!

(Ivan: In fourth gear, we go faster.)
by Jen Knoxville Girl May 10, 2008
mugGet the drivin' Ivanmug.

Drivin like a Minnesotan

Where a driver is merging onto the highway going 20 miles per hour
because the driver of the SUV was Drivin like a Minnesotan he caused an accident
by DerangedShadow January 6, 2008
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drivin' the bitch's car

What worthless darkies do to look "fly", or so they can pimp and deal drugs.
"Look at that yard ape in the Camry. He must be drivin' the bitch's car."
by running out of patience March 20, 2008
mugGet the drivin' the bitch's carmug.

video game drivin

when you are so sleep deprived that it feels like you're in a video game when you are driving.

can be related to bein up on meth for too long or pullin all nighters for school
don't be gettin cocky w/ that video game drivin now... u've been up for days!
by talkin real December 9, 2009
mugGet the video game drivinmug.

Daddy's drivin mommy

It's something your dad tells you when they are doin' the dirty.
Kid: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I'm practicing driving your mommy.
Mommy: OHHH!
Daddy: Oh Yea! Daddy's drivin mommy!
by shelberrs August 27, 2009
mugGet the Daddy's drivin mommymug.

Drivin' Doggie Style

Act of driving so close to the car in front of you that he/she can't even see your license plate.
" I almost got into an accident today because some jerk was Drivin' Doggie Style."
by Onewhoknew July 11, 2009
mugGet the Drivin' Doggie Stylemug.

drivin the dance floor

drivin the dance floor is when you and a guy are kick ass grinding and dancing
by Montyy April 25, 2006
mugGet the drivin the dance floormug.

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