awh your on Dracotok yes he’s a amazing hot dude who is never overrated and this side of tiktok is and shall forever be the best
by Astoria November 3, 2020
Get the Dracotok mug.Vicious imaginary beasts, 2 meter high (about 6 feet) and 5 meters long (not including the tail) fire-breathing turtles, with a long spiked dragon tail which they uses to whip and pierce their victims with. Another one of their evolutionary gifts are very powerful triangular jaws, that end with a point, with which great pressure could be applied on a single point of something unfortunate enough to be caught in between them.
Dracoturtles existed up to the middle ages, secluded in caves, usually near volcanos, everflowing rivers of lava, or other hot places. When knights came to slay them, they used their immensely powerful jaws like a can opener, to open the armour of the knight.
At winter when there were less knights,
they had to resort to kidnapping princesses so valiant knights would come and rescue them.
With the passing of the middle ages and the introduction of gunpowder to the world, they were extinct, together with their more deadly brothers - the dragons.
Turtles, however, were not considered dangerous by the humans and so were not slain... But they are... and one day... expect the turtles to exact revenge upon the foolish humans who killed their brothers.
The imaginary beasts are used in no book, in no movie, by no person... but they should.
Also see: Shlomo the Camel
Dracoturtles existed up to the middle ages, secluded in caves, usually near volcanos, everflowing rivers of lava, or other hot places. When knights came to slay them, they used their immensely powerful jaws like a can opener, to open the armour of the knight.
At winter when there were less knights,
they had to resort to kidnapping princesses so valiant knights would come and rescue them.
With the passing of the middle ages and the introduction of gunpowder to the world, they were extinct, together with their more deadly brothers - the dragons.
Turtles, however, were not considered dangerous by the humans and so were not slain... But they are... and one day... expect the turtles to exact revenge upon the foolish humans who killed their brothers.
The imaginary beasts are used in no book, in no movie, by no person... but they should.
Also see: Shlomo the Camel
by Yaly Sela August 30, 2005
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mentally stable muggle: have you heard this ride x my blood remix? it’s so good
mentally unstable person who survived dracotok: terribly funny, really witty. *they deadpan*
mentally unstable person who survived dracotok: terribly funny, really witty. *they deadpan*
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Get the Dracmate mug.A disease caught when spent too much time watching draco malfoy, whether that be on tiktok or in movies. Dracoitis can be very harsh to the body, you may experience hornyness, weight loss and the craving of green apples. Dracoitis can be very addictive and so far no one has found a cure. There is a temporary cure for Dracoitis and that is streaming Tom Felton’s songs and taking a break from anywhere where you might see Malfoy.
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