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Dozy Dan

When you masturbate to ejaculation, then fall asleep covered in your own cum
Guy 1: "Dude what the fuck why are you covered in cum?"
Guy 2: "Must've pulled a Dozy Dan"
by SJS214 May 10, 2014
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cozy dozy

That sweet time when you're semiconscious, half asleep, but only partially awake. Semi lucidly dreaming, maybe; the time you never want to end
I had such a beautiful cozy dozy this morning, I nearly didn't get up, but then the kids stated hollering & fighting, & the moment was lost.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2018
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Lil Dozy

Up and coming rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. Genres are Hip Hop, Pop Rap, Emo Rap, Punk Rap, Rap Rock, and Experimental.
Man: Have you heard Lil Dozy’s new song today?
Man 2: Yeah, it was fire! Dozy knows what his fans want!
by SlasherOnTop August 25, 2022
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Dozy-Bint

An augmentation of Bint - English slang for a whore or bitch, perhaps similar to a tart. It has become the favoured sexist slang in many circles. The meaning remains largely unchanged however dozy is added probably just because it has a better ring to it.
"That Jennifier is a right Dozy-Bint."
by ChardDog December 2, 2009
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oopsie-dozy

(pl. "oopsie-dozies")

A nap one does not intend to take; upon waking from an oopsie-dozy, one will often feel crankier and MORE tired than they did before accidentally slipping into the oopsie-dozy.

Sometimes, this can lead to a chain of several oopsie-dozies, otherwise known as an "accidental coma."
After working my eight-hour shift from 5 A.M. to 1 P.M., I came home and while watching TV, I took an oopsie-dozy for a couple hours.
by Cesspool Messiah February 23, 2011
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dozy twat

A slow stupid furry-eared cretin.A really slow brained dumb-ass.
Fer fucks sake, your such a dozy twat Miss Lewinsky, I already explained to you 3 times why you can't call your book "Secret Services to the President"!
by Colin T White May 17, 2008
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dozie bag

A version of the word douche bag, only more insulting.
Dude, nick Dozier is such a fuckin dozie bag.
by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo14 June 21, 2009
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