A generic name that can be given to anyone with small arms or a neck the same width as their head. They are usually riding small, loud mopeds that go insanely slow. If the legends are correct the only way you can seperate this beast from his 'ped' is by taunting him. Once taunted this Dougan will follow to swear at you before sliding across the road and falling to his death. He later will claim that there was black ice on a frostless morning.
Sam: Mate did you see Dougan fall off his ped?
Lewis: No but i heard that he hit some black ice
Sam: That's BS its not even cold enough for frost
Lewis: Yeah but it was Dougan said he did
Sam: Fair play
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Dougan: You're a pr*ck!
David: But you've got small arms
Dougan: *Silence*
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Pete: I saw a Dougan in that tree earlier
Joe: Eww what was he doing?
Pete: He was eating a Crow raw like some kind of dinosaur
Joe: thats a bit weird
Lewis: No but i heard that he hit some black ice
Sam: That's BS its not even cold enough for frost
Lewis: Yeah but it was Dougan said he did
Sam: Fair play
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Dougan: You're a pr*ck!
David: But you've got small arms
Dougan: *Silence*
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Pete: I saw a Dougan in that tree earlier
Joe: Eww what was he doing?
Pete: He was eating a Crow raw like some kind of dinosaur
Joe: thats a bit weird
by The Technicolour Ninja March 09, 2011
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by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006
The busy QA Lead had to power dougan between meetings to ensure he didn't miss any important information while on the shitter.
by Qfucius March 05, 2018
The art of taking a shit whilst mounting the toilet backwards so as to purposefully leave a stain on the near side of the bowl
by Stuart roberts November 22, 2013
Brandyn Dougan is a 19 year old drummer who was formerly in a band called 'Call Me Anything' from Boston. Was on tour. He is leaving for college. He was the drummer. He's half Japanese, half Irish. Pretty amazing. Cute, adorable. Everything a fan-girl wants.
Fan Girl #1: Wow, Brandyn Dougan is a great drummer.
Fan Girl #2: Yeah! He's cute, and smart. Ahhh, if only CMA could come to Canada...
Fan Girl #3: True, but Brandyn won't be with them. He's leaving for college *frowny face*
Fan Girl #2: Yeah! He's cute, and smart. Ahhh, if only CMA could come to Canada...
Fan Girl #3: True, but Brandyn won't be with them. He's leaving for college *frowny face*
by xkimmiiz August 20, 2011
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