Douchenozzle

An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.

Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
by Egiap27 February 06, 2010
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Douchenozzle

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise
Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.
by SkatingPineapple January 11, 2010
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douchenozzle

someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"
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douchenozzle

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!
by Cerro Vista Romauldo 707D April 01, 2009
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douchenozzle

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle
by mike short May 12, 2005
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douchenozzle

Like a douche, but more fun to say
God Charles, you're such a douchenozzle.
by R eezy February 05, 2015
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Douchenozzled

The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.
Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.
by Billy Goat Jones December 04, 2010
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