A dork to the extreme or an extremely foolish person. Usually used in the term "Dorkus Maximus", but can be used alone.
by Scottie July 29, 2003
Someone is is dorky, but just doesnt care that he/she is a dork, thus making them very cool in the eyes of other dorkii**.
by Tenmei00 October 31, 2005
an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.
by bottomboy tj November 02, 2018
You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
by Jack Bozdog August 03, 2006
by richard lai March 02, 2003
a term when used to describe someone indicates that the speaker is a choade; anyone you hear using this word should either be avoided or kicked in the sack immediately
by Rameses December 26, 2003