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dorkus

A dork to the extreme or an extremely foolish person. Usually used in the term "Dorkus Maximus", but can be used alone.
OMG, he has a PDA and a cell phone that is a PDA, what a dorkus!
by Scottie July 29, 2003
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dorkus

Someone is is dorky, but just doesnt care that he/she is a dork, thus making them very cool in the eyes of other dorkii**.
Rinn is such a total dorkus.
by Tenmei00 November 13, 2005
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dorkus

an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.

named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.

the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.
by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018
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dorkus

An UNATTRACTIVE female dork. An ATTRACTIVE female dork is called a "Dorkette".
You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!

Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006
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dorkus

TENER is such a dorkus
by richard lai March 1, 2003
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dorkus

a term when used to describe someone indicates that the speaker is a choade; anyone you hear using this word should either be avoided or kicked in the sack immediately
That fuckin douchebag just called somebody a "dorkus".
by Rameses December 25, 2003
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dorkus

Atwan is a dorkus!
by OveRuN November 10, 2002
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