Tapatio Doritos

The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.

Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!

by odo55 April 5, 2013

Dirty Doritoes

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out

Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had

by Disel2013 April 12, 2019

Doritos locos tacos

An amazing taco at tacobell. It has a dorito shell and tastes really good.

Me: Get me a doritos locos tacos. I'm Hungry.

by Brandon Chin February 7, 2013

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos

Everything that is good in the world. The greatest flavor of doritos our universe has ever seen. They are simply awsome.

I could eat only Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos for the rest of my life.

by Hezron February 27, 2008

Doritos Locos Tacos

Possibly the most amazing invention by a fast food place, the Doritos Locos Tacos are a taco made by Taco Bell in collaboration with Doritos. This one of a kind taco has the insides of a regular taco from Taco Bell, but the shell is instead a big Doritos.

Yeah, I went to Taco Bell, but only for the Doritos Locos Tacos.

by mpgiii April 13, 2013

american doritos

The act of forcefully shoving a dorito in the internal rectum of your mate of chose while smearing the nipple with nacho cheese

Janay was looking might hit in the summertime dress so I'm gonna hit her up with that American Doritos it's gonna get nasty

by Shakiyah da goat September 25, 2017