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hey kenzie doris yakimishyn
dam n you really searched up your middle name doris.
doris by dum beotch June 4, 2020
You just pulled a Doris !
Dumb as a Doris !
Doris by jckytl October 12, 2011
Word used to describe a female with faffing tendancies.

Popular in the West Country as the reference to female friend, girlfriend or wife who has mastered the art of faffing around...
Ted: ''Alright Bob, How's you? Nice day for it...''

Bob: ''Very well thanks Ted''

Ted: ''Where's the lady friend?''

Bob: ''Oh, she's in doors faffing about and being a right Doris''

OR

''Come on Doris leave that, we're going to be late!''

OR

''Calm down Doris, you look beautiful''
Doris by JungleNinja April 28, 2010
General slang term for a women. Can can be used with a qualifier such as "old doris". Not derogatory.
my doris, that old doris, some doris in at the door
Doris by JonnTeee April 22, 2016
Doris is a confused turkey/bird/ostrich that can’t decide which one it wants to be. On the other hand, they are very good listeners but can’t ever focus on one thing for too long. If you’re dating a Doris, it has to be some kind of miracle that they either got over their social anxiety to ask you out, or they didn’t freeze up saying yes.
We still have 20 minutes until lunch, how did Doris manage to get by the teacher without her noticing?
Doris by mariananananana November 18, 2019
A chick with at least 3 kids & live at home with mom.

No job,education,car,or goals.

Her only concern is trying to keep a man. If she can't get a man a girl will due.

Kids stay bums! A true hoodrat!
doris by ms.iitt August 2, 2011