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Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

the wolf is at the door 

When you are about to shoot your load.

"Dave, I was finally banging Shelly, and I was like, babe, the Wolf is at the door, when suddenly her Dad walks into the room,"

4 is an open door

In the Australian university system, 4 is a pass, and 7 is a full mark, so at the end of the semester, you will see a bunch of hustlers who did not watch a single lecture sitting outside during the exam block singing "4 is an open door," which is the urban version of the frozen song "Love is an open door, "where Anna met the evil prince Hans, the man she wanted to settle for life.
Hey man, how did your exam go?
It's been crazy.
Crazy?
Yeah, I winged every single thing.

All my life has been a series of doors in my face.
And then, suddenly, this one smashed right into my face
I was thinking the same thing, 'cause like
I've been studying my whole life to get into a university like this
And maybe I've been partying too hard, but I love the thrill of jumping on the edge of a 49 and a 50.

But with you (but with you...)
4 is an open door
with you
with you

Life could be so much more!

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4 is an open door by anonymous April 8, 2025

Four is an open door 

This is used in the Australian universities, where a full mark is a 7 and 4 is a pass. Refers to a bunch of huslters who never watched a single lecture, winged an exam during the exam block, and walked out feeling relieved. 4 is an open door was a commonly used meme on Stalkerspaces where Anna and Hans from Frozen sing "Love is an open door". Hans is the evil prince Anna decided to settle after the first time she ever met a man.
Hey man, how was the exam?
It was crazy!
Crazy?

YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face

FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—

I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three

YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing

And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...

FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...

YOU, spoken:
What?

YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!

FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!

YOU:
I’ve never met someone—

YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me

Attacks! Attack again!

YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation

You and I were just meant to scrape by!

Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...

FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.

YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.
I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door