Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

doodily doo

1. General Definition

What you call something when you know what its actual name is but you don't actually want to call it by that name.

2. Prop. Noun Specific

The Spinach-Artichoke Dip at Applebee's

General:
Guy 1: So I was driving to school in my Doodily doo when this naked guy darted across the street.

Bro: Doodily doo? Its called a car...

Guy 1: I KNOW WHAT ITS CALLED! GET OFF MY BACK!

Specific:
scenario 1
Todd: *pointing to the Applebee's Spinach Artichoke dip* Hey Zak can I get some of your Doodily Doo?

Zak: Sure Todd *passes plate*

scenario 2
Distinguished Gentleman: *too waitress at Applebee's* Excuse me ma'am but may I please have the Doodily Doo?

Waitress: Doodily doo? What the heck is that?

Distinguished Gentleman: I'd like to speak to the manager.

Waitress: What? Why? What the heck is a doodily doo?

Distinguished Gentleman: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

by N0RG August 13, 2009

horse doodling

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.

Grif was horse doodling in the base.

by ngamer007 May 13, 2005

doodliest

A San Antonio phrase for when someone is doing their best, but that best just isn’t good enough.

Person A: What do you mean you’ve only wrote one paragraph of your essay, You had all week! What have you been doing??
Person B: ...my doodliest.

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by PhatGecko September 24, 2021

hoop doodling

to play with one's anus

hoop doodly do neighbor

by N. Flanders August 10, 2003

Doodling

The act of putting a donut on a man's penis, and nibbling it off of him. This works well with the basic glazed donut, but can also provide a bit of fun variety with a jelly, cream, or custard filled donut.
This can be very fun, and rewarding. For those with a fear of tasting man juice, the combination of the sugar sweetness can help simmer down the fears.

I hit up Dunkin, you up for some doodling?

by GushingForth November 16, 2016

scrunkle doodily doo

Sex position in where a british guy walks in and reveals his scrunkle doodily doo during a pound sterling.

Fred joined our pound sterling. He did a scrunkle doodily doo.

by MAOAAOO March 30, 2023