Don Juan

"Don Juan" is a satiric poem, written by British poet Lord Byron (1788-1824). He wrote the poem between 1818-1819 and dedicated it to Robert Southey (who was Poet Laureate). The legend surrounding the character of Don Juan extends beyond Byron's poem.
"Don Juan" is truly one of Bryon's greatest poetic achievements. Sadly, the rustics that I taught could not even pronounce the title correctly, let alone grasp its meaning.
by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005
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Don Juaned

1. One who makes promises but does not follow through.
2. Purchasing a product or service and not receiving what was promised.
I ordered the game 4 months ago and I got straight up Don Juaned.
by Daywalker September 7, 2003
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Don Juan

Tina: How that don't want became a Don Juan.
Rose: I think he drank something called Funky Cold Medina.
by Jorge Buitrago September 9, 2020
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Don Juan

Every Mexican family's machista tio, that reeks beer and tries to spit game at his own family members although he's married with kids. Disgusting old man
Wakala Don Juan is looking at us
by SweetSam June 5, 2017
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Wawa Don Juan

A minimum wage convenience store clerk who is always hitting on female customers. They’re constant flirting and lack of boundaries borders on harassment and stalking.
Some Wawa Don Juan took my wife she has a hot ass so now I’m gonna go buy a gallon of milk and bust his head open.
by boonviller October 11, 2022
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Don Juan-liner

A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.
Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.
by mavsfan January 29, 2008
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Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.
That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.
by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008
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