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Doily Queen

A gay man who keeps his home like an old lady would, which would surprise you had you not seen their home before based on how they carry themselves in the outside world.
The home would most likely be filled with gorgeous and well-kept antiques, little ceramic figurines and other fancy (but lame) knick-knacks, and DOILIES on everything. This home is often shared with an annoying, tiny, yippy dog that no one loves but the owner.

These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.
by CadeRageous January 10, 2009
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Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.
Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness
by Said Person August 31, 2007
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Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.
Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."
by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012
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Doily (doiley)

Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.

These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)

Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.

To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.
Doily (Doiley)

Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
by Dr Kim Pirelli's aunty July 5, 2008
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Doily boy

"Weird Science"
Why is Johnathan such a Doily Boy?
by Brian Klingenberg April 14, 2004
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texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.
Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.
by aston bedsniffer January 14, 2008
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Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.
Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.
by Damandan October 29, 2010
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