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dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011
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Dodge Stratus

A mid-sized family car made by Dodge from 1995 to 2006. The car was redesigned in 2001. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Cirrus and Plymouth Breeze (which began in 1996) in its first generation. The three were known as The Cloud Cars. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Sebring in its second generation. In other words, it was the same as these cars but with a Dodge logo. Nothing fancy, but a generally reliable car that may have some problems with struts. A common defect on the first generation model was that the hood would start to rust prematurely. The second generation had some issues with the 2.7L. Any Stratus engine has an unusually high-pitched recognizeable sound while running. Overall, an underrated car that gets you where you need to be and should last awhile, despite some quirks.
Why is that Plymouth Breeze so rusty at the end of the hood? -Ahem. Dodge Stratus. Nobody knows. They just do that. -Would you like to buy this Chrysler Sebring sedan from us today? -That's a Dodge Stratus! -Same thing! Shhh, if you make me look like a fool, I won't give you a good deal!
by Cloudcarman July 1, 2011
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Dodge Stealth

Person 1 "Look at that yaht"

Person 2 "Dude that's a dodge stealth RT"
by My name is Jim December 18, 2016
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Dodge City Steamer

The most foul smelling lingering fart you will ever expose your nose too. The Dodge City Steamer smells worse then the smell of cow death quaffing from the slaughter houses that surround the city.
Mike and Jenn took a trip to Dodge City, Kansas. After just one meal there, Mikes ass exploded causing hours of a lingering foul smell in the hotel room. It was then Jenn named his gas Dodge City Steamer.
by JenNMike September 25, 2021
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Dodge Neon SXT

The Dodge Neon SXT is a great car. It is great on gas mileage and is good in collistions. Its dependable and a little sporty looking with it middle level spoiler.
by sclj13 August 23, 2008
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an awesome mini van drivin by cool ppl like gebhardts
hey wats that your driving - loser
a 1998 dodge grand caravan sport - gebhardt
by Raspberry Smirnoff June 20, 2008
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Social Dodge

The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.
Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!

Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.

Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
by §ugar§hane April 5, 2009
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