time dilation

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August

"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-

by c u m m a n April 30, 2021

Dication

Someone who is in need of a much needed stress relief of Dick and an Vacation.

Girl you're too stressed out.....time for a Much Needed Dication!!

by Gauage November 17, 2025

News Dilation

refers to the phenomenon where information spreads slowly, unevenly, or fails to reach certain individuals or groups in a timely manner. It highlights the delay or gap in the flow of information, often leading to situations where some people are "out of the loop."

"The news about the earthquake took days to reach us—classic news dilation."
"Don’t blame me for not knowing about the party; I got news dilated again."

by Someguyinthealleyway March 21, 2025