Ditch Dinger

To snort a line of cocaine out of a whispering eye.

Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?

GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!

by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019

Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.

I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car

by Michael Schock September 22, 2006

ditch-digging

The act of collecting the dry, crusty brown stuff under your fingernails the morning after you hadn't wiped well enough.

Kelley noticed her friend had some new earth-toned nail polish on, but then realized she'd only been ditch-digging.

by WookieeMonster June 18, 2013

Ditch Drunk

when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.

Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch

by Billy Masila January 28, 2009

senior ditch day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break

are you hyped about senior ditch day

by senior ditch day January 6, 2019

Ditch digger

A woman who is not a gold digger but works full time and sleeps with men of “status” for self improvement and/or self gratification

“Jane is such a ditch digger for fucking her assistant manager at the Christmas party”

by Jaydrovi May 9, 2018

ditch drama december

the whole month of december u have to ditch drama or ur a pussy

don’t start drama with me it’s ditch drama december

by tiktoker01 November 10, 2019