discordian

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!
That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!
by discordian December 21, 2003
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Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.
Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.
by Devonous September 21, 2006
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discordian

One who practices discordianism.
Ask not what a discordian IS, but rather what ISNT a discordian.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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discordianism

Practiced by discordians.
Ask not what IS discordianism, but what ISN'T discordianism.
by ryan y February 23, 2005
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Discordianism

1) The belief that Discord is more superior over other instant messaging platforms (e.g. Telegram, Whatsapp).

2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.
1) Many YTers and twitch streamers who need to create an elaborate community for their followers often swear by Discordianism.

2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.
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discordian

a fat ass guy or girl that be using discord too much
Mike is a discordian because he fat ashi and uses discord.
by iltkgfr December 19, 2022
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discordianism

a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser
alice: i clicked a link that took me to this page, so i clicked a link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
by smith.e January 31, 2023
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