dilcher

A guy who has a girlfriend way out of his league despite being a total cunt

Jeff's girlfriend is way out of his league! He's a total dilcher!

by buccfoi March 12, 2017

The Deschanel Ruling

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

disc

A word that can't fucking decide how it should be spelled.

I moved my music from the compact disc to the hard disk drive.

by pearson530 June 14, 2011

dikchhya

Dikchhya is the most beautiful person I ever saw in my life. Her smile brightens up anyone's day instantly. You always can't wait to see her because I want to see her beauty. Whoever she is you have to take your chance before someone else does.

Dikchhya is so beautiful I can't wait to see her.

by HangingOverYou April 20, 2019

Nom Disc

A pizza. Called such for its delicious taste and disc shape.

There's a party going on at my place tonight, we're having nom disc and drinks.

by meowlnir August 21, 2018

Piss Disc

A prank, prevalent in college dorm rooms, in which the prankster urinates into a disc (such as a plate or frisbee) and freezes it in his/her refrigerator. After the urine is frozen, the perpetrator carefully removes the frozen disc from the container and slides it underneath a victims door. The piss subsequently melts and leaves a gargantuan mess.

"Dude, I heard Joey egged your car last night!"
"It's okay, I'm going to hit him with a piss disc later."

by Ginger_Asshole February 2, 2014

Collin Disc

An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.

"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"

by Gorbont March 7, 2019