Bob: hey hey dick saw your girl last night she's a busy girl.
Dick: honey where did you go last night
Lieing dirty whore: no where just to dreamland thinking of you.
'Cause ladies is pimps too. It's 2009. Mary Tyler Moore has been replaced by Carrie Bradshaw, The Brady Bunch has become The Real World, and Diana Ross can be found on youtube grabbing a strategically placed pasty on Lil Kim. This is not the world our mothers grew up in. Women work as hard as men and play even harder. So ladies, before you get in the game, learn the rules and regulations of being a Dirty Whore.